First of all:
Happy September! Summer’s almost over! Boo hoo!
Oh, stop your crying. Fall is going to be great. People on the internet are all excited because pumpkin lattes have been already been spotted at some Starbucks stores. Everybody knows that fall fashion, with the coats and the tights and the sweaters, is the best. I can start wearing proper lipstick without guilt instead of sticky summery lip gloss which always seems to attract strands of my hair on windy days.
Also, I am excited because I am officially a permanent employee which means benefits and paid vacations and a dental plan. Oh, a dental plan. Here’s hoping those months of not having a plan won’t leave me in such dental distress that I will look like a jacked up jack-o-lantern by the time Halloween rolls around.
Happy fall! Please enjoy this loveliest of lovely songs by Big Star, “September Gurls”. It’s really the best, you know.