Naturally, my thought turns to “The Trial of R. Kelly”, the classic episode of “The Boondocks” that aired almost three fucking (or is that pissing?) years ago. To me, it was a perfect episode of any television anywhere, not the least because the writing was fucking hilarious:
Tom Dubois: [about the R. Kelly sex tape] Riley, she was a little girl.
Riley: Oh, I saw that girl. She wasn’t little. I’m little. Gary Coleman’s little. Mini-Me is little. And to the best of my knowledge, we all managed to avoid gettin’ peed on so far!
Tom Dubois: But what about the victim!
Riley: Oh yes! The victim. At what point does personal responsibility become a factor in this equation? I see piss comin’ I run. She saw piss comin’ she stayed. And why should I miss out on the next R. Kelly album just fo’ that?
Huey: Man, you just got beat by an eight-year old.
Riley: [from afar] And if R. Kelly goes to jail, I’ma piss on yo’ cat!
Okay, I guess I’ll go back to behaving myself now.