I may have to get this engraved on some business cards and give them to folks who have random kanji tattooed on their asses:
But let’s get one thing straight. You ain’t almost Asian just cuz you know that the young folk use AZN to show their pride or cuz you spent two years in Hong Kong, most likely butchering the shit out of Cantonese and its eight muthafuzzing tones. You ain’t almost Asian cuz you said so or cuz you love rice or cuz you have a few gorgeous, smart, skinny Asian bitch friends.
“DISGRASIAN OF THE WEAK! Less is Moe” [Disgrasian™]