I saw some trailers yesterday when I went to see Talk to Me. The movies seemed to range from good to awful, but they all had one thing in common: ridiculous titles.
- Lust Caution: The trailer made it sound like Black Book, but I suspect it’s not nearly as explosive as a movie by Paul Verhoeven would be.
- Eastern Promises: Which is it: a thriller about a mid-wife getting caught up with the Russian mafia, or a wacky rom-com about wacky Asian mail order brides?
- Illegal Tender: Starring the guy who played “Spanish” in Old School, this promises guns, babes, and money with a distinctly Latin flavor.